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Definition funny of Rodeo:

urbanA rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on. You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc). When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches. Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places... The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right.. As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

urban"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."

urbanWhile you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can

urbanI was fucking a girl in the ass and did a rodeo she went insane

urbanwhen having anal with a girl, reach around and grab two handfulls of tit and wisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then do your best to hang on for 8 seconds.

urbanI was with stacy's sister last night and pulled a rodeo on her... it was the best ride of my life!!!

urbanKnowing that you are going to have relations with your woman that night, you have your friends get to your house early and hide in the closet. While doing you girl doggy style you grab her by the hair. your friends then jump out of the closet and scream rodeo. Try to hold on for 8 seconds.

songs

Songs about Rodeo:

songsThe Rodeo Song [Explicit] by Garry Lee & Showdown from the Album The Rodeo Song "The Original Hit" [Explicit]

songsPayaso de Rodeo by Caballo Dorado from the Album 12 Grandes exitos Vol. 2

songsRodeo: Four Dance Episodes: IV. Hoedown by Aaron Copland;London Symphony Orchestra from the Album Copland Conducts Copland - Expanded Edition (Fanfare for the Common Man, Appalachian Spring, Old American Songs (Complete), Rodeo: Four Dance Episodes)

songsBandy the Rodeo Clown by Moe Bandy from the Album Greatest Hits Volume 1

songsTake Me To The Rodeo by Chris Ledoux from the Album The Ultimate Collection

songsDown Rodeo by Rage Against The Machine from the Album Evil Empire [Explicit]

songsRodeo Clowns (Album Version) by G. Love & Special Sauce from the Album The Best of G. Love and Special Sauce

books

Books about Rodeo:

booksRodeo Rebel (Texas Rodeo Barons) by Donna Alward (Jun 2, 2014)

booksRodeo by Roxie Munro Roxie Munro (Aug 1, 2007)

booksRodeo Sweethearts by Lilian Darcy (Oct 6, 2013)

booksKiss Me, Cowboy (Montana Born Rodeo Book 3) by Melissa McClone (Sep 7, 2014)

booksRodeo Nights, a western romance by Patricia McLinn (Nov 15, 2010)

booksRodeo Man by Celia Yeary (Jan 14, 2013)

booksRodeo Drive Ponch, 2nd Ed. by Staci Perry (May 28, 2014)

movies

Movies about Rodeo:

moviesEXTRAVAGANZA Wild West Rodeo 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 27 mins Directed by: TravelVideoStore.com

moviesRodeo Girls Season 1 2013 TV-14 CC -

moviesSweethearts of the Prison Rodeo 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Brandy Witte Directed by: Bradley Beesley

moviesYo-Yo Ma: The Goat Rodeo Sessions Live 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 19 mins Starring: Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer, et al. Directed by: Jim Gable

moviesAll About 8 Pack Volume 3: Horses, Old Mcdonald'S Farm, Rodeo, Cowboys, The Circus, Creepy Crawlies, Dinosaurs... 2012 NR - Runtime: 3 hrs 46 mins Starring: Anthony Paul Directed by: Lucius G.Tatum

moviesGoat Rodeo Sessions 2012 NR - Directed by: Jim Gable

moviesRodeo Girl 2003 G - Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins Starring: Katharine Ross, Bo Hopkins and Candy Clark Directed by: Jackie Cooper

wiki

Wiki information Rodeo:

Rodeo
Sport, Film subject

Rodeo is a competitive sport which arose out of the working practices of cattle herding in Spain, Mexico, and later the United States, Canada, South America, Australia and New Zealand. It was based on the skills required of the working vaqueros and...

Rodeo
US Census Designated Place, HUD Foreclosure Area, Dated location, Location, Statistical region, HUD County Place

Rodeo is a census-designated place located in Contra Costa County, California on the shore of San Pablo Bay. The population was 8,679 at the 2010 census. The town is named for the livestock roundups common in the late 19th century. Cattle from the...

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