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Definition funny of Plomb:
1. (n.) Polite term for human excrement in a toilet that has failed to flush for one of a variety of reasons...(see i-iv below); 2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring; 3. Popular word to convey moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid 'plomb' in a toilet; 4. Conveys the two most popular instances that 'flash' into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb, (i) A BOMB!!... (ii) the precise moment it 'plo'pped (in the water from within Creator); 4. 'Lead' (metal) in French; 5. (Orig.) fusion of 'plop' and 'bomb'; coined in early seventies. Reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb: i. the Creator is still admiring its profile; ii. the Creator forgot to flush it, simply; iii. the Creator is still admiring its aquadynamics; iv. Creator failed to account for extended reading or repose and hitherto subsequent resilience of plomb; iv. the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for a non-Creator to stop in tracks and admire.
Examples in context: 1. I say, that was a mighty impressive plomb you left, Sir. 4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur? Customer - Plomb!
The following is an updated short description of the word 'plomb'; use in context, conception and distinction follow... 1. Polite term for a physical turd/poo/crap/shit in a toilet that hasn't flushed for one of many possible reasons...(see i-vii below) 2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring. 3. A humorous and unique word coined in the early seventies to convey the moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) a well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid turd/poo/crap/shit in a toilet; By fusing "plop" and "bomb" this word describes the two most likely instances that flash into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb,(i) it's representative and symbolic status as a 'b-omb' by a Creator not one's self and (ii) the precise moment it 'plo-pped' (in the water) from within its Creator. 4. Lead (metal) in French and with close resemblance in many other tongues. Possible reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb: i. 'the Creator is still admiring its profile' ii. 'the Creator simply forgot to flush it' iii. 'the Creator is still admiring its subaquadynamics.' iv. 'the Creator failed to account for any excessive reading or dozing time (esp. after bowl-rise-blackout) and subsequent semi-permanence of plomb. v. 'the Creator is about to perform an autoptical check for consistency' vi. 'the Creator is peforming a control test to discover his/her intestinal impact on unchewed peas, bananas etc.' vii. 'the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for another to stop in his/her tracks and admire.
Examples in context: 1. I say, who left a big plomb in the toilet? 'Where you off to? I'm off to make a plomb' 'Where's so-and-so? I think he/she's in the toilet, making a plomb.' 2. 'How's the plombs? - Oh the kids?, They're fi-i-ne, how's yours? etc' 'You little plomb!' (eg. to young family) 3. 'Why do you call it a Plomb? - NeverM-I-N-D!' 4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur? Customer - Plomb! Fuel attendant - Parfait choix, Monsieur. Toute-suite plomb! Plomb, plomb... c'est si plomb! ..Heh! qu'est ce-que tu viens dit? Ugh! J'adore Patti Smith parce-que je suis 'jeune Parisien'. Je m'en fut! Mange-tu mon plomb! Rat-at-at-at-atat-at!!' With complements/credit to Harry C the Greek :)
Songs about Plomb:
Gabriel Pierné : Marche des petits soldats de plomb by René Leibowitz Orchestre de la Societé des Concerts Symphoniques de Paris from the Album Gabriel Pierné : Marche des petits soldats de plomb (100 classic masterpieces)
100 &8364; 100 Plomb by Skah Shah Plus Alliance from the Album Hot Couture
8 Channels (St Plomb Remix) by Pascal Viscardi Guillaume Peitrequin from the Album Looking Forward / 8 Channels
Album pour mes petits amis, Op. 14 (arr. M. Bronnimann): No. 6. Marche des petits soldats de plomb by Ensemble Pyramide from the Album Suite Francaises
Album pour mes petits amis, Op. 14 (arr. M. Mule): No. 6. Marche Des Petits Soldats De Plomb by Paul Brodie Saxophone Quartet from the Album Paul Brodie Saxophone Quartet (The), Vol. 1
Album pour mes petits amis, Op. 14: No. 6. Marche des Petits Soldats de Plomb (version for piano) by Jean-Efflam Bavouzet from the Album Pierne: Piano Concerto in C minor, Op. 12 / Ramuntcho Suites Nos. 1 and 2
Années de plombs (feat. Médine) by Shtar Academy from the Album Shtar Academy
Books about Plomb:
Du plomb dans les Alpes (French Edition) by Thomas Gentil (Oct 18, 2014)
Homme Au Ventre de Plomb (French Edition) by Jean-Francois Parot (Sep 2, 2010)
Soldats de Plomb & Figurines Civiles- Collection C.B.G. Mignot by Christian Blondieau (1999)
Coco pète les plombs (pour de bon...) (French Edition) by Jean-François GAUBERT (Jul 1, 2013)
Coco pète les plombs (pour de bon...)-1er chapitre. (French Edition) by Jean-Francois GAUBERT (Jul 8, 2013)
Plomb: Webster's Timeline History, 1630 - 2007 by Icon Group International (Aug 17, 2010)
Napo pète les plombs !: Les Editions du Lac Noir (French Edition) by Michael Penn and Les Ediitions du Lac Noir (Aug 29, 2014)
Movies about Plomb:
Aram, Sophia - Du plomb dans la tête - Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins Starring: Sophia Aram
Louis la brocante, vol. 5 : Louis et la memoire de vigne ; Louis et le silence de plomb -
Le stoïque soldat de plomb -
OSS 117 - Le Caire, Nid d'espions - Coffret Prestige limité à 1 117 exemplaires. Unrated - Starring: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, et al. Directed by: Michel Hazanavicius
Louis la brocante - ép. 10 : Louis et le silence de plomb -
Ciel de plomb -
Du plomb dans la tête + Expendables - Unité spéciale -
Wiki information Plomb:
Plomb is a commune in the Manche department in Normandy in north-western France.
Plombières is a Walloon municipality located in the Belgian province of Liège. On January 1, 2006, Plombières had a total population of 9,672. The total area is 53.17 km² which gives a population density of 182 inhabitants per km². The municipality...