Definition funny of Kappas:

urbana kappa is a japanese water monster. the kappa has a beak, webbed feet and a shell on its back and dwells under bridges, pouncing on any who attempt to cross the river. The kappa also has a bowl-like head, in which it keeps a small amount of water, and this is a key to apparently defeating this monster. when you are confronted by a kappa, your only hope is to make it bow to you, thus making the water fall out of its head and draining it of its power. strange, no?

urbanhere we are in japan. oh look, there's a river we must cross. good lord! a kappa! quick! make it bow to us!

urbanA Japanese water spirit. It looks like a human/duck/turtle type of thing. They live in ponds and rivers and drag people in and drown them. They also pull your intestines out through your behind. A Kappa has a dent in it's head that is full of water, this allows it to go out on land. Also, Kappas are very polite. If you come a across a Kappa all you have to do is bow to it, the Kappa will have to bow back spilling the water on it's head and leaving it powerless. Kappas also love cucumbers, toss a cucumber into the water were a Kappa lives and it will not harm you. People also portray Kappas as being very cute and innocent looking. These versions of Kappas are indeed irresistibly adorable, they make me want to squeeze their little Kappa heads off! And yes, I am aware there is also the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who think they're so elite because they've been around for so long. Well the REAL Kappas have been around since ancient times, drowning you and feasting on your soul!

urbanMe: Omg! Lookit the ickle Kappa!!! Ah, wait! Omg no, not the colon!!!! *Tosses cucumber* Sorority chick on Urban Dictionary: Omg! This definition says a Kappa is a Japanese duck thinger! Omg they're dishonoring our almighty elite-ness! *Gives thumbs down to definition*

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urbanYou hold the speedrun world record of this game, but I bet you'll die on level 1, Kappa.

urbana beach party ( KAPPA BEACH PARTY )in galveston, texas that used to be real crunk but the city started to crack down on all the partying and made it not AS crunk. - it is the subject of alot of swisha house albums IE: "before da kappa " mixtapes


Songs about Kappas:

songsJack Ruby (feat, Kappa Gamma) [Explicit] by Apathy from the Album Connecticut Casual [Explicit]

songsDon't Give up the Ship (feat. Kappa Gamma) [Explicit] by Apathy from the Album Connecticut Casual [Explicit]

songsKappa 2002 [Explicit] by Slim Thug from the Album Tha Boss Volume 1 [Explicit]

songsHeaded 2 Tha Kappa by charlie boy & tite from the Album Best of Charlie Boy & Tite

songsBeefin' over Bitches (feat. Kappa Gamma) [Explicit] by Apathy from the Album Connecticut Casual [Explicit]

songsDickes B (feat. Black Kappa) by Seeed from the Album Dickes B

songsKappa (Water Elf) by Keiko Matsui from the Album No Borders


Books about Kappas:

booksWedding Chocolate: Two Grooms and a Wedding\Sinful Chocolate (Kappa Psi Kappa) by Adrianne Byrd (Jul 29, 2014)

booksKappa Crossword Dictionary by Kappa Books Publishers LLC (Dec 1, 2012)

booksExperience And Education by John Dewey (Jul 1, 1997)

booksKappa (Peter Owen Modern Classic) by Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Geoffrey Bownas (Sep 1, 2009)

booksKappa Leadership: A Strategic Guide to Chapter Development by Kennedy Achille (Feb 21, 2014)

booksKappa Large Print Word Find Puzzle Solver Book (volume 13) by Kappa Books (2013)

booksKappa Hunter by J. K. Swift (Jun 27, 2011)


Movies about Kappas:

moviesDeath Kappa 2013 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 20 mins Starring: Daniel Aguilar Gutierrez, Matt Alt, et al. Directed by: Tomoo Haraguchi

moviesDeath Kappa - Blu-ray / DVD Combo 2010 Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 30 mins Starring: Misato Hirata, Mika and Ryuki Kitaoka Directed by: Tomoo Haraguchi

moviesKappa Mikey: Lost In Transportation 2007 NR - Runtime: 1 hr 6 mins

moviesAlpha Kappa Alpha All-Star Step Shows Volume I 2013 PG-13 -

moviesKappa Beach Bound - Starring: Sean Paul, Botany boys, David Banner, Juvenile Lil Flip Directed by: Isaac Fanuel

moviesKappa Alpha Psi All-Star Step Shows Volume I 2013 PG-13 -

moviesUnderwater Love Unrated - Runtime: 1 hr 27 mins Starring: Sawa Masaki, Yoshirô Umezawa, Ai Narita, et al. Directed by: Shinji Imaoka


Wiki information Kappas:

John Kappas
Man, Deceased Person, Person

John Kappas was a hypnotherapist.

Attallah Kappas
Award Winner, Person

Attallah Kappas is a 1966 Guggenheim Fellow in Natural Sciences.