Definition funny of University:

urbanOnce a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their "stupid" friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.

urbanJohn always did well in his school classes, and did three A-Levels and got good grades. He went to uni for three years which put him about £30,000 in debt. When he finished his course he found that his degree counted for very little, since he had no experience and the other 400 job applicants also had degrees. He took a job as a sales rep with Coca-Cola, but got fired when he went to an interview for a better job. Meanwhile the cost of living rose exponentially, and by the age of 24, John's debts stood at around £45,000. This was before he even got a mortgage. A couple of years afterwards he divorced his wife on the grounds of infidelity, but she got custody of the kids, and now he doesn't even get to see them despite paying atrocious amounts of child support. Welcome to Blair's Britain.

urbanExcuse to chill out, lax and drink all year, eccept the occasional late last-night panic before handing in a paper.

urbanIs an example nesessary?

urbanThe place where all asian parents want their children to study one day just to save face, and think that it's best for them. It might look better on your resume.

urbanParent: Take advanced functions and calculus and vectors next year to prepare yourself for university. Teen: WTF?

urbanInstitution which, with a bit of luck, can just about manage to undo half of a percent of the damage wrought by school.


Songs about University:

songsHeart Of A Champion (Album Version (Edited)) [feat. Lincoln University Vocal Ensemble] [Clean] by Nelly from the Album Sweat

songsHeart Of A Champion (Album Version / Explicit) [feat. Lincoln University Vocal Ensemble] [Explicit] by Nelly from the Album Sweatsuit (Explicit Version) [Explicit]

songsUniversity of Alabama Fight Song by APM Music from the Album College Fight Songs Vol. 2

songsYou Don't Know Me (University A Cappella Version) [Explicit] by Ben Folds Presents: The University Of Georgia's With Someone Else's Money from the Album Ben Folds Presents: University A Cappella! [Explicit]

songsAcross the Field - Ohio State University by Florida State University Marching Band from the Album The Best of College Football Fight Songs

songsGlory, Glory- University of Georgia by Florida State University Marching Band from the Album The Best of College Football Fight Songs

songsSeptember Gurls (Live at Missouri University) by Big Star from the Album Columbia: Live at Missouri University 4/25/93


Books about University:

booksOpposing Sides: Book 1 (The University Park Series) by CM Doporto (May 30, 2014)

booksUniversity by Bentley Little (Sep 3, 2002)

booksRevenge: A Novella - Book 1 (The Belmont University Series) by Sierra Rose and Book Cover By Design (Sep 25, 2014)

booksThe University by C. K. Houck (Jun 28, 2014)

booksUniversity by John William Grisham (Apr 14, 2013)

booksUniversity Physics with Modern Physics (13th Edition) by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman and A. Lewis Ford (Jan 8, 2011)

booksThe Same Side: Book 2 (The University Park Series) by CM Doporto (Sep 3, 2014)


Movies about University:

moviesMonsters University 2013 G CC - Runtime: 1 hr 44 mins Starring: Billy Crystal, John Goodman, et al. Directed by: Dan Scanlon

moviesMonsters University (Plus Bonus Features) [HD] 2013 G CC - Runtime: 3 hrs 46 mins Starring: Billy Crystal, John Goodman, et al. Directed by: Pixar

moviesSplatter University 2013 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 19 mins Starring: Forbes Riley and Ric Randig Directed by: Richard W. Haines

moviesMarshall University: Ashes to Glory 2007 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 57 mins Directed by: Deborah Novak

moviesMonsters University 2013 G - Runtime: 1 hr 44 mins

moviesNursery University 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins Starring: Wyatt Kapadia, Sneha Kapadia, et al. Directed by: Marc Simon and Matt Makar

moviesMonsters University/Monsters Inc 2013 G - Starring: John Goodman, Billy Crystal, et al. Directed by: John Lasseter


Wiki information University:

Building function, Organization legal structure, Type of fictional setting, Literature Subject, Organization sector, Organization type, TV subject, School category, Type/domain equivalent topic

A university is an institution of higher education and research which grants academic degrees in a variety of subjects and provides both undergraduate education and postgraduate education. The word "university" is derived from the Latin universitas...

Stanford University
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Leland Stanford Junior University, or more commonly Stanford University, is a private research university in Stanford, California, and one of the world's most prestigious institutions with the highest undergraduate selectivity and fundraising...