urban

Definition funny of Alanta:

urbanA tall girl with an immense appetite for smoking weed. She will sleep with you if you give her a joint. Or a toke on a joint. Or a cigarette paper. Or nothing at all (providing you are male and have a pulse) Always up for a laugh and remaining cool headed in a tight spot (probably cos she is so stoned) she is a good mate and won't ever piss you off with hyperactive babble or neurotic rantings. Don't tell her you have any cheese in the fridge - or it will be gone. Actually - play it safe and don't let on a bout the fridge at all. No worries about her wandering into the kitchen and seeing it - she is too stoned to bother without the promise of cheese. Overall a top chick.

urbanWhere'd the cheese go??? Damn, you had Alanta round again?? Guy 1 - " I slept with Alanta last night. " Guy 2 -"No way!! I slept with her the night before!!" Guy 3 - "Really? She slept with my brother thursday night." Guy 1 - "You mean you HAVEN'T slept with her???" Guy 3 - "Of course I have... I slept with her this morning." Friend - " I think I've got enough weed Alanta. There's an ounce here for the weekend!!" Alanta -"Thats great mate. Where's yours??"

songs

Songs about Alanta:

songsAlanta by Artquake from the Album Artwork

songsAlanta (feat. TM) by Cnikree from the Album Alanta (feat. TM)

songsAlanta (feat. TM) [Club Dance] by Cnikree from the Album Alanta (feat. TM) [Club Dance]

songsAlanta - Remix by Artquake from the Album Artwork

songsAlanta Dance (Instrumental Beat) by Raymond King Gbaji from the Album Alanta Dance

songsAlanta Dance (Instrumental) by Raymond King Gbaji from the Album Alanta Dance

songsAlanta Dance (Obaro Mix) [feat. Omo Jesu] by Raymond King Gbaji from the Album Alanta Dance

books

Books about Alanta:

booksAlanta Braves 1992 Yearbook National League Champions by Bernard Goodman (1991)

booksA historic challenge: Alanta has been the host of more than its share of important races. To succeed there, Chasers... by Mark McCarter (Jul 13, 2005)

booksTagebuch eines jungen Arztes/Afrika Kitabu/Gefährten des Meeres/Alanta by Dr. X/Jean Pierre Hallet/Denis Ronald Sherman/Hans Otto Meissner (1972)

books(Reprint) Yearbook: 1940 Emory University Campus Yearbook Alanta GA by Emory University 1940 Yearbook Staff (May 1, 1940)

books(Reprint) Yearbook: 1938 Emory University Campus Yearbook Alanta GA by Emory University 1938 Yearbook Staff (May 1, 1938)

books(Reprint) Yearbook: 1951 Emory University Campus Yearbook Alanta GA by Emory University 1951 Yearbook Staff (May 1, 1951)

books(Reprint) Yearbook: 1983 Emory University Campus Yearbook Alanta GA by Emory University 1983 Yearbook Staff (May 1, 1983)

wiki

Wiki information Alanta:

Alanta
City/Town/Village, Dated location, Statistical region, Location

Alanta is a small town in Molėtai district municipality, Lithuania. It is the administrative seat of the Alanta Elderate. According to a census in 2001, Alanta had 464 residents. It is situated at the crossing of two roads: Molėtai–Anykščiai and...

Alanta Manor
Location

Alanta Manor is a former residential manor in Naujasodis, Molėtai district.